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Our Faculty

Professor
Dr. Evelyn Hawthorne

Dr. Evelyn Hawthorne

Professor of English Literature

B.A., M.A., Ph.D., University of Edinburgh

Dr. Margaret Sinclair

Dr. Margaret Sinclair

Professor of Chemistry

B.S., M.S., Ph.D., Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Prof. Charlotte Winslow

Prof. Charlotte Winslow

Chair of the Department of Interpretive Basket Weaving

B.A., M.F.A., Certified Advanced Reed Untangler

Dr. Rebecca Langford

Dr. Rebecca Langford

Associate Professor of History

B.A., M.A., Ph.D., University of Virginia

Dr. Prudence Wickersham

Dr. Prudence Wickersham

Professor of Applied Napping Sciences

B.S., M.S., Ph.D., National Institute for Restorative Studies

Dr. James R. Whitmore

Dr. James R. Whitmore

Professor of Political Science

B.A., University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill; M.A., Ph.D., Georgetown University

Dr. Naomi Chen

Dr. Naomi Chen

Professor of Psychology

B.S., Ph.D., University of Michigan

Prof. Fiona Bellweather

Prof. Fiona Bellweather

Associate Professor of Competitive Day Drinking Theory

M.A., Certified Sommelier, Fellowship in Regrettable Decisions

Dr. Michael A. Harrington

Dr. Michael A. Harrington

Professor of Economics

B.S., University of Wisconsin–Madison; M.A., Ph.D., University of Chicago

Dr. Eleanor P. Thistle

Dr. Eleanor P. Thistle

Professor of Paranormal Accounting

Ph.D., University of New Hampshire; Licensed Spectral Auditor

Prof. Beatrice Holloway

Prof. Beatrice Holloway

Chair of Department of Advanced Excuse Engineering

B.S., M.Eng., Professional Excuse Engineer (P.E.E.)

Dr. Vivian Crowe

Dr. Vivian Crowe

Professor of Meme Archaeology

B.A., M.A., Ph.D., Institute for Digital Anthropology

Prof. Gwendolyn Marsh

Prof. Gwendolyn Marsh

Professor of Existential Aquatics

M.S., Ph.D., Certified Lifeguard (Expired)

Dr. Penelope Blackwood

Dr. Penelope Blackwood

Distinguished Professor of Fermentation & Social Chemistry

B.S., Ph.D., Brewmaster Certification, Honorary Keg Fellow

Dr. Thomas E. Caldwell

Dr. Thomas E. Caldwell

Professor of Computer Science

B.S., Carnegie Mellon University; M.S., Ph.D., Stanford University

Tiffany Malone

Ms. Tiffany "Tiff" Malone

Adjunct Instructor, Interdisciplinary Studies

Certificate of Completion, University of Arizona Online

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